Guy: “Would you marry me?” Girl: “You have a house?”...– IMVU User ~ Zerohappiness
...Erotica Font...I shit you not... →
Sometimes I wonder...
Why do people make fun of fat people… What’s the point…What do you get out of it… Why is it so important to make others feel bad about themselves even more after society, their parents, department stores, and commercials about weight-loss have done it enough already… [[MORE]] The biggest hate speech I’ve ever heard…”I lost all of my weight and...
This Means alot because my period can kill...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Circular Reasoning #1
My tooth hurts like hell because my mother scared the crap out of me as I was growing up. Because of that I have a fear of women and a certain craptastic tone they seem to take. There fore I am afraid to date a woman, because If I hear that tone I might hit her. If I hit her I’ll go to jail. If I go to jail I swear to god I will sing until I get shanked. If I get Shanked I’ll die and...
...Yaoi Revolution... →
Inspiriational Quotes: “Speak Softly and Carry a Large Stick” -...– FallOUT TREE
PROOF GOD Has a Sense of Humor...and is laughing... →
Because Little Sapplings ROQUE
Talking about The Lion King:
Sappling: Which One's your Favorite?
ATree: The First One
S: The One with Scar?
S: The One Where he Falls into the bulls?
S: The one where you see those two little guys and the opossum?
*Movie Starts and the Meerkats show up on screen*
S: Those Are the possums!
PINK PAJAMAS PENGUINS ON THE BOTTOM!!!! PINK PAJAMAS PENGUINS ON THE BOTTOM!!!!
...DA BARU??? →
My tooth hurts so bad it feels like Satan raped my mouth and gave me herpies six...– ATree
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